Bestgeprutmiflen is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, witless swan.

Bestgeprutmiflen created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestgeprutmiflen, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bestgeprutmiflen, he will cry a lot.

Bestgeprutmiflen's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bestgeprutmiflen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bestgeprutmiflen on top of all buildings.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.