Bestgeprutmiflen is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, witless
swan.
Bestgeprutmiflen created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bestgeprutmiflen, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Bestgeprutmiflen, he will cry a lot.
Bestgeprutmiflen's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Bestgeprutmiflen's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear white clothing.
2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bestgeprutmiflen on top of all buildings.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Always wear yellow.
5. Never talk about nucleic acids.