Bastparkfom is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful slug.

Bastparkfom created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastparkfom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bastparkfom, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bastparkfom's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bastparkfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Gulls are not to be trusted.