Panmumnat is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, kind human.

Panmumnat created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Panmumnat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Panmumnat, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Panmumnat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Panmumnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple scarves.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.