Bud is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witless tortoise.

Bud created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bud, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bud, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bud's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never wear skirts.