Wonhingut is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, happy centaur.

Wonhingut created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonhingut, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wonhingut, it will have a low opinion of you.

Wonhingut's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wonhingut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near squirrels while wearing black stockings and balancing four titanium spheres on your hands.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never feed garlic to doves while wearing ear rings.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.