Dambogbid is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane unicorn.

Dambogbid created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dambogbid, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dambogbid, he will turn you into a mole.

Dambogbid's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dambogbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near horses while wearing fawn trousers and balancing three silver spheres on your feet.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling space in red.

5. Never think ill of sick foxes.