Fidnigdum is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable crab.

Fidnigdum created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fidnigdum, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fidnigdum, it will turn you into a mole.

Fidnigdum's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fidnigdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near birds while wearing yellow trousers.

2. Hide from indigo sharks for they are unholy.

3. Do not take Fidnigdum's name in vain.

4. Never wear violet scarves.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.