Rotdagsug is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind gorilla.

Rotdagsug created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotdagsug, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rotdagsug, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rotdagsug's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Rotdagsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Erect six copper sculptures of Rotdagsug on top of important buildings.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.