Larnnartcap is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful crow.

Larnnartcap created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larnnartcap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Larnnartcap, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Larnnartcap's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Larnnartcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.