Yartlibwitrigdavwitgodton Methasbendin is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, competent dragon.

Yartlibwitrigdavwitgodton Methasbendin created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartlibwitrigdavwitgodton Methasbendin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yartlibwitrigdavwitgodton Methasbendin, he will throw large rocks at you.

Yartlibwitrigdavwitgodton Methasbendin's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yartlibwitrigdavwitgodton Methasbendin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never paint your neck indigo.

5. You must love Yartlibwitrigdavwitgodton Methasbendin.