Bafshavlit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate raven.

Bafshavlit created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bafshavlit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bafshavlit, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bafshavlit's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bafshavlit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Bafshavlit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never chant near seals.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never talk about dark matter near birds while wearing fawn coats.