Weewaddim is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage squirrel.

Weewaddim created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Weewaddim, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Weewaddim, he will turn you into a rat.

Weewaddim's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Weewaddim's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Weewaddim.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.