Jangebzen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless giraffe.

Jangebzen created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jangebzen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jangebzen, it will strike you with lightening.

Jangebzen's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Jangebzen's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jangebzen.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Jangebzen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling space.