Lidlabbin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust deer.

Lidlabbin created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidlabbin, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lidlabbin, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Lidlabbin's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Lidlabbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Retreat if six manatees approach from the north.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near birds while wearing blue tights and balancing seven silicon spheres on your neck.