Dadkenpark is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, quiet frog.

Dadkenpark created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadkenpark, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dadkenpark, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dadkenpark's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dadkenpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Run away if six snakes approach from the south.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must love Dadkenpark.