Kombetnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, boastful gorilla.

Kombetnutt created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kombetnutt, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kombetnutt, it will turn you into a worm.

Kombetnutt's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Kombetnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of porpoises.

2. Retreat if five seals approach from the east.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Kombetnutt loves ants, so they must be respected.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.