Safgessont Nellvoggarsomcemgamduss is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, idiotic elephant.

Safgessont Nellvoggarsomcemgamduss created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Safgessont Nellvoggarsomcemgamduss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Safgessont Nellvoggarsomcemgamduss, it will turn you into a tree.

Safgessont Nellvoggarsomcemgamduss' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Safgessont Nellvoggarsomcemgamduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.