Gepnarlcap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak crow.

Gepnarlcap created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Gepnarlcap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gepnarlcap, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Gepnarlcap's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Gepnarlcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Put Gepnarlcap first in all things.