Rapwiktimdad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish narwhal.

Rapwiktimdad created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Rapwiktimdad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rapwiktimdad, it will come to you in dreams.

Rapwiktimdad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Rapwiktimdad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the west.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Always wear purple.