Rapwiktimdad is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish
narwhal.
Rapwiktimdad created light four million years ago.
If you believe in
Rapwiktimdad, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Rapwiktimdad, it will come to you in dreams.
Rapwiktimdad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Rapwiktimdad's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the west.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Do not sit in public.
4. Do not speak about peas.
5. Always wear purple.