Cidnatstig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic bee.

Cidnatstig created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidnatstig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cidnatstig, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cidnatstig's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cidnatstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cidnatstig.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not speak about oranges.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.