Cibzagfed is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, stupid dragonfly.

Cibzagfed created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibzagfed, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cibzagfed, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cibzagfed's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cibzagfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near mites while wearing cyan hats and balancing three carbon spheres on your hands.

2. Always help sick turtles.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near porpoises while wearing brown skirts.