Genbetmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable swallow.

Genbetmeg created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genbetmeg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Genbetmeg, it will remove you from existence.

Genbetmeg's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Genbetmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling space.