Genbetmeg is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable
swallow.
Genbetmeg created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Genbetmeg, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Genbetmeg, it will remove you from existence.
Genbetmeg's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Genbetmeg's Holy Commandments1. Always help sheep in need.
2. Never skip in holy places.
3. Do not speak about melons.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling space.