Yatnanfed is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, deceitful hummingbird.

Yatnanfed created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatnanfed, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yatnanfed, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yatnanfed's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Yatnanfed's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green bats for they are unholy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Hide if nine snakes approach from the west.
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