Cetjadpon is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, loving frog.

Cetjadpon created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Cetjadpon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cetjadpon, he will send you a sign.

Cetjadpon's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cetjadpon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cetjadpon.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always treat otters with great respect.

4. Never hurt foxes.

5. Never eat green fruit.