Cetjadpon is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, loving
frog.
Cetjadpon created humanity six million years ago.
If you believe in
Cetjadpon, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Cetjadpon, he will send you a sign.
Cetjadpon's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Cetjadpon's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Cetjadpon.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Always treat otters with great respect.
4. Never hurt foxes.
5. Never eat green fruit.