Jangupbog is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, able scorpion.

Jangupbog created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jangupbog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jangupbog, she will boil you in a big pot.

Jangupbog's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Jangupbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Jangupbog's name in vain.

2. Never think ill of sick moths.

3. Gulls are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.