Tanmidsakleglikloop Rowfentap is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced giraffe.

Tanmidsakleglikloop Rowfentap created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanmidsakleglikloop Rowfentap, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tanmidsakleglikloop Rowfentap, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tanmidsakleglikloop Rowfentap's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Tanmidsakleglikloop Rowfentap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Tanmidsakleglikloop Rowfentap on top of all buildings.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.