Cubxemmat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy fairy.

Cubxemmat created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubxemmat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cubxemmat, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cubxemmat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cubxemmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. You must love Cubxemmat.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Cubxemmat on top of all buildings.