Kabstigyik is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, benevolent hare.

Kabstigyik created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kabstigyik, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kabstigyik, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kabstigyik's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Kabstigyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about seals.