Cub is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, proud cat.

Cub created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cub, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cub, it will turn you into a goat.

Cub's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never paint your hands black.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Cub in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not kill geese.