Matquartdob Nurgun is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome chicken.

Matquartdob Nurgun created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matquartdob Nurgun, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Matquartdob Nurgun, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Matquartdob Nurgun's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Matquartdob Nurgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Feed all hungry capybaras.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Matquartdob Nurgun.