Gemvabfly is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-powerful crab.

Gemvabfly created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemvabfly, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gemvabfly, it will turn you into a frog.

Gemvabfly's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Gemvabfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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