Hubkonget is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair raccoon.

Hubkonget created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubkonget, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hubkonget, she will turn you into a rock.

Hubkonget's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Hubkonget's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Hubkonget in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.