Zagdidpak is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart
guinea pig.
Zagdidpak created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Zagdidpak, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Zagdidpak, he will send minions to preach to you.
Zagdidpak's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Zagdidpak's Holy Commandments1. Run away from yellow snakes, for they are unholy.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Zagdidpak.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Respect your elders.