Cadtanbigquim Fedfitpom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, slow rhinoceros.

Cadtanbigquim Fedfitpom created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadtanbigquim Fedfitpom, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cadtanbigquim Fedfitpom, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cadtanbigquim Fedfitpom's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cadtanbigquim Fedfitpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never feed garlic to great tits while wearing ear rings.

3. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

4. Cadtanbigquim Fedfitpom loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. You must pray to Cadtanbigquim Fedfitpom four times a day.