Wegsasnul is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering penguin.

Wegsasnul created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegsasnul, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wegsasnul, it will destroy your home solar system.

Wegsasnul's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wegsasnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Worship no other gods but Wegsasnul.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling space in cyan.