Cublinbab Cinfosstighannurltikaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast wombat.

Cublinbab Cinfosstighannurltikaf created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cublinbab Cinfosstighannurltikaf, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cublinbab Cinfosstighannurltikaf, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cublinbab Cinfosstighannurltikaf's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cublinbab Cinfosstighannurltikaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Cublinbab Cinfosstighannurltikaf loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.