Cidbusbapdinligsinyamteen Kamladbot Daglun is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unsympathetic hydra.

Cidbusbapdinligsinyamteen Kamladbot Daglun created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidbusbapdinligsinyamteen Kamladbot Daglun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cidbusbapdinligsinyamteen Kamladbot Daglun, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cidbusbapdinligsinyamteen Kamladbot Daglun's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cidbusbapdinligsinyamteen Kamladbot Daglun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Never think about dark energy near swans while wearing gray dresses and balancing four titanium spheres on your head.