Bigvegbap is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, boastful bear.

Bigvegbap created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigvegbap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bigvegbap, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bigvegbap's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bigvegbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near frogs while wearing blue scarves and balancing eight iron spheres on your head.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling space.