Citfebbif is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, thoughtless walrus.

Citfebbif created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Citfebbif, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Citfebbif, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Citfebbif's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Citfebbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt gulls.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Do not make images of living things.