Tarbasspiglit is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful
centaur.
Tarbasspiglit created Africa four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tarbasspiglit, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Tarbasspiglit, she will turn you into a puffin.
Tarbasspiglit's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Tarbasspiglit's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Tarbasspiglit in the centre of the settlement.
2. Always help otters.
3. Do not wear lead on your body.
4. Never write about thermodynamics.
5. Fast once a month.