Tarbasspiglit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful centaur.

Tarbasspiglit created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarbasspiglit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tarbasspiglit, she will turn you into a puffin.

Tarbasspiglit's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Tarbasspiglit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Tarbasspiglit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help otters.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Fast once a month.