Futbitgub is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, strong dragonfly.

Futbitgub created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Futbitgub, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Futbitgub, he will turn you into a puffin.

Futbitgub's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Futbitgub's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Futbitgub six times a day.

2. Always wear black.

3. Never chant near mice.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

5. Never eat spinach.