Pibcetpop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, competent mongoose.

Pibcetpop created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibcetpop, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pibcetpop, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pibcetpop's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Pibcetpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Pray towards the west.