Budpadflig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, staggering squid.

Budpadflig created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budpadflig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Budpadflig, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Budpadflig's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Budpadflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear indigo boots.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not eat pineapples.