Gomfagvon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate raccoon.

Gomfagvon created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gomfagvon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gomfagvon, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gomfagvon's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gomfagvon's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Never hop in the presence of grasshopers.