Cemvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, flying dog.

Cemvonk created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemvonk, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cemvonk, she will be very unhappy.

Cemvonk's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cemvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.