Ladxemmut is a god.

He takes the form of a small, amazing goat.

Ladxemmut created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Ladxemmut, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ladxemmut, he will cry a lot.

Ladxemmut's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ladxemmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of turnips to bats while wearing indigo jumpers.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Erect six copper sculptures of Ladxemmut on top of important buildings.