Gubvognab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, impressive troll.

Gubvognab created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubvognab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gubvognab, she will ignore you.

Gubvognab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gubvognab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling space.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Hide if six great tits approach from the north.

4. Do not hurt grasshopers.

5. Never sing in holy places.