Nartjipwip is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, temperamental crow.

Nartjipwip created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Nartjipwip, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nartjipwip, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nartjipwip's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nartjipwip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven whales approach from the south.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not chop down trees.