Cinrawcem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, vain tortoise.

Cinrawcem created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Cinrawcem, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cinrawcem, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cinrawcem's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cinrawcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never write about gravity.