Carfatmut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, wise rat.

Carfatmut created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Carfatmut, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Carfatmut, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Carfatmut's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Carfatmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about birds.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help sick horses.